Coming every Saturday, Hodlers Digest will help you track every single important news story that happened this week.The best (and worst) quotes, adoption and regulation highlights, leading coins, predictions and much more a week on Cointelegraph in one link.Top Stories This Week Altcoins rally as bulls pile into large-cap tokens and layer-one projects
Were well and truly in the throes of altseason now, with Bitcoins dominance showing no signs of diminishing.
Ether delivered a stunning surge that took its price above $3,000 for the very first time, breaking new records throughout the week.On Saturday, ETH remained in uncharted territory after racing to highs of $3,800 .
Among those celebrating ETHs spike will be Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin, who has officially become a crypto billionaire .Excitement is continuing to build ahead of a long-awaited upgrade that will overhaul the networks gas fee structure in July.
ETH is in good company, too.
EOS rallied by more than 100% this week following a recent protocol that increases the projects inflation rate.
Litecoin has hit a one-year high against Bitcoin , with many analysts predicting extended upside momentum.And Bitcoin Cash jumped 68% amid rumors that a looming hard fork could boost the networks user base.
Even Ethereum Classic, the hard fork sparked by disagreements after a devastating 2016 hack, has pumped 130% in the past week .
Of course, theres one altcoin in particular that continues to steal the show
May 8 day to watch for Dogecoin amid warning it can suffer an XRP-style crash
DOGE has seemed unstoppable in recent weeks.It hit unprecedented highs of $0.7376 early on Saturday.To put into context how bonkers the joke cryptocurrencys surge really is, $1 invested on Jan.
1 would now be worth $139 at current prices.
Mania over the financial homage to Shiba Inus everywhere may be about to reach a climax when DOGE enthusiast and mega-billionaire Elon Musk hosts Saturday Night Live .Its inevitable that his appearance will feature endless sketches about Dogecoin, and that could pump prices even further.
But not everyone is finding DOGEs surge to be a cause for celebration.
Lowstrife, a popular account on Twitter, believes the end is nigh, with the crypto trader spotting eerie similarities between DOGEs current charts and XRP in the heady days of 2018.
Back then, XRP had hit all-time highs of $3.20 that remain true to this day, but then slowly faded to lows of $0.14 a loss of 95.6% .
Warning of an impending apocalypse for DOGE, Lowstrife wrote: Each of DOGEs major rallies this year has been smaller and less aggressive.What took 18 hours at first has been ongoing for 2 days now.I suspect this is the final push before its all over for good.May 8th is the day to watch.
Even Musk himself has been cooling the hype , reminding followers that crypto investments remain speculative.
Squares Bitcoin revenue up 1,000% in 12 months
A flurry of earnings results this week powerfully illustrated the impact that Bitcoins sensational first quarter has had.
Square blew analysts expectations by delivering earnings of $0.41 per share between January and March far beyond the $0.16 forecast.
Revenue came in at $5.06 billion , dwarfing predictions of $3.36 billion .
Bitcoin alone drove $3.5 billion in revenue, an astonishing increase of 1,000% in just 12 months.Overall, the crypto-friendly companys gross profit also surged 79% year on year to hit $964 million.
Squares also sitting on paper profits of $250 million after making two high-profile Bitcoin purchases one in February and one in October.
PayPal has also been heralding the great results it has been receiving from its crypto service.The platforms earnings and revenue also exceeded predictions in Q1.
Coinbase stock plunges to record low, further decoupling from crypto
The celebratory atmosphere isnt universal.Coinbase shares tumbled to fresh lows on Thursday as Wall Street investors continued to cycle out of high-flying tech stocks.
COIN bottomed at $255.15 , where it was in danger of breaching the $250 reference price set on the eve of its public listing in April.
All of this comes despite the total market cap of all cryptocurrencies surging beyond $2.4 trillion.
FBB Capital Partners director of research, Mike Bailey, told Bloomberg: We saw a mini-bubble in SPACs, IPOs, crypto, clean-tech and hyper-growth in late 2020 and early 2021 and many of these asset classes are nursing bad hangovers.
(That said, his assertion that crypto is nursing a bad hangover is misplaced.)
Coinbases woes may be linked to increasing competition among crypto exchanges, which has left retail investors spoiled for choice.Theres a danger that this could eat into the revenues it derives from transaction fees, which make up most of its income.
Comedian Bill Maher excoriates environmental impact of crypto
Elon Musks stint on the box this weekend serves as a powerful counterweight to comedian Bill Maher, who didnt leave crypto enthusiasts in stitches during a recent segment.
On Mahers program, he compared the industry to a virtual game and talked about mining in a derisive tone.Maher also implied that investing in tokens was a childish endeavor, and illustrated his point with quotes from Warren Buffett.
He said: There is something inherently not credible about creating hundreds of billions in virtual wealth with nothing ever actually being accomplished and no actual product made or service rendered.[…] Unfortunately, what is real is the unfathomable amount of electricity those massive supercomputers suck up for their mining.
Maher even quipped that Satoshi Nakamoto, the pseudonym used by Bitcoins inventor, is the Japanese term for Monopoly money.
Anthony Pompliano shared the clip along with this caption: Never ask a comedian for investment advice.
Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao replied, writing: Very sad to watch.
Feel really hopeless for him.Jokes going to be on him.Time will show.
At the end of the week, Bitcoin is at $58,366.32 , Ether at $3,811.20 and XRP at $1.56 .The total market cap is at $2,433,633,423,933 .
Among the biggest 100 cryptocurrencies, the top three altcoin gainers of the week are Shiba Inu , Bitcoin Diamond and Telcoin .
The top three altcoin losers of the week are Harmony , Huobi Token and Filecoin .
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